It's that time again...Mama Kat's Writers Workshop
1.) 10 Reasons why you’re better off without him….or her….or it.
10. I am a happier person with out IT--that's reason enough I think...
9. My husband won't leave me now
8. I can drink again
7. I can eat bleu cheese again, and sushi if I were so inclined...which I am not...if I want a cold dinner I'll eat a salad TYVM!
6. I can tie my own shoes again
5. I can dye my hair again, bye bye gray
4. No more indigestion
3. People will stop asking if I am going to "pop" any day now
2. I won't have to waddle like a penguin anymore
1. I can play with my kids without a boulder in the way
These are the 10 reasons why I am better off NEVER being pregnant EVER again! I hated it, I was not one of those women who glowed while pregnant. I was downright miserable, so make me a margarita because this baby-making mama is outta commission!
6 comments:
Great post! I'll never miss being pregnant again either.
When I first started reading this I thought you had lost a ton of weight, but then when I realized it was pregnancy I just laughed! I had a love hate relationship with pregnancy. There were times that I enjoyed being pregnant, and then there were times where I laid on my couch and cried, wondering what I had gotten myself into (I still do this on occasion-- ha!).
AHAHAH!!
Awesome!
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I know I'm a man, but hearing those things make me not want to be pregnant either.
Thanks for sharing,
As a man, I never did think I'd like to be pregnant - now I'm sure I wouldn't!
I did not have hard pregnancies...but wholly cow I was happy when it was over...although on second thought it was much easier while they were self-contained than when they came out and I had to do everything! Yeah for margaritas!
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