Thursday, February 25, 2010

10 Reasons while I'll never...

It's that time again...Mama Kat's Writers Workshop

1.) 10 Reasons why you’re better off without him….or her….or it.


10. I am a happier person with out IT--that's reason enough I think...

9. My husband won't leave me now

8. I can drink again

7. I can eat bleu cheese again, and sushi if I were so inclined...which I am not...if I want a cold dinner I'll eat a salad TYVM!

6. I can tie my own shoes again

5. I can dye my hair again, bye bye gray

4. No more indigestion

3. People will stop asking if I am going to "pop" any day now

2. I won't have to waddle like a penguin anymore

1. I can play with my kids without a boulder in the way

These are the 10 reasons why I am better off NEVER being pregnant EVER again! I hated it, I was not one of those women who glowed while pregnant. I was downright miserable, so make me a margarita because this baby-making mama is outta commission!

6 comments:

Pamela said...

Great post! I'll never miss being pregnant again either.

Linds said...

When I first started reading this I thought you had lost a ton of weight, but then when I realized it was pregnancy I just laughed! I had a love hate relationship with pregnancy. There were times that I enjoyed being pregnant, and then there were times where I laid on my couch and cried, wondering what I had gotten myself into (I still do this on occasion-- ha!).

Erin said...

AHAHAH!!
Awesome!
Visiting from Mama Kat.

CaJoh said...

Stopping by from Mama Kat's…

I know I'm a man, but hearing those things make me not want to be pregnant either.

Thanks for sharing,

Dan said...

As a man, I never did think I'd like to be pregnant - now I'm sure I wouldn't!

Holly said...

I did not have hard pregnancies...but wholly cow I was happy when it was over...although on second thought it was much easier while they were self-contained than when they came out and I had to do everything! Yeah for margaritas!