It's that time again...Mama Kat's Writers Workshop
1.) 10 Reasons why you’re better off without him….or her….or it.
10. I am a happier person with out IT--that's reason enough I think...
9. My husband won't leave me now
8. I can drink again
7. I can eat bleu cheese again, and sushi if I were so inclined...which I am not...if I want a cold dinner I'll eat a salad TYVM!
6. I can tie my own shoes again
5. I can dye my hair again, bye bye gray
4. No more indigestion
3. People will stop asking if I am going to "pop" any day now
2. I won't have to waddle like a penguin anymore
1. I can play with my kids without a boulder in the way
These are the 10 reasons why I am better off NEVER being pregnant EVER again! I hated it, I was not one of those women who glowed while pregnant. I was downright miserable, so make me a margarita because this baby-making mama is outta commission!